Gummybear problems!

[23:32:24] [2] [85:Meeria]: fu youre a clever person, give me a topic to write about on my blog!
[23:33:05] [2] [85:Fú]: you should definitely write about why haribo should make golden bears more accessible

I couldn't come up with anything to write about tonight so I thought that I'd ask a friend to decide for me! :D Personally I am not aware how Haribo is messing things up but I am going to share my thoughts about this urgent matter.

Why should Haribo Gold-Bears be more accessible?

• First of all, they're sweets. Who wouldn't want them?
• Gummybears is a classic, it is a crime not to have them somewhere close by.
• They're perfectly sized, you can either enjoy them one at a time or grab a handful and try to stuff them all in your mouth at the same time.
• A craving for gummybears is an awful feeling, been there myself many many times!
• Having these sweets is mandatory if you want to be cool. This is not negotiable.
• You can make the bears do naughty things, you can bite their heads off or torture them in other ways. Like pierce them with toothpicks. Or melt them. The hours of entertainment you get from these sweets is amazing.
• They must be one of your 5-a-day. 

(corrected a typo at 23:42)